This is an overview of the series, 7 Days to Die, starting from episode 152. The game is played in Alpha 15.
Emre and Aaron travel through Aaron's time machine to Day 660 but on a different, parallel world. They find that while much is still the same, there are small differences that impacted the outcome of the world much differently. They wake up back in Pleasure Shire but none of the other survivors are present. Since Pleasure Shire was consumed in lava, Emre and Aaron go out into the zombie wilderness to survive the zombie apocalypse once more.
Season 9 Death Count Edit
Two plots are shown concurrently in this story arc. The main plot follows Aaron and Emre's adventure in a parallel world ruled by High Priestess Kay and Arch-Paladin Jub. The subplot follows the lives of Pleasure Shire residents after their leaders disappears to the parallel world.
Main Plot Characters Edit
- Arch-Paladin Jub (JWM)
- High Priestess Kay (Kaydalyn)
- The Meta-Queen (Metastergo)
Subplot-Only Characters (Pleasure Shire)Edit
- A high school football stadium located on the outskirts of Perishton.
- Emre damaged it considerably with his powers.
The Data Vault Edit
- A bank in Perishton that the Once and Future Aaron used to store his Oakpocalypse seeds.
- Surrounded by a ring of deadly iron-wrought cold silver to contain Oakpocalypse trees. Aaron and Emre broke the circle to enter the bank, releasing the trees.
- Aaron and Emre spent a night here; damaged by a zombie siege.
- Destroyed when Arch-Paladin Jub razed Perishton.
Fecal Fridayz Edit
- Bwett's business and residence, a remodeled strip club and bar.
- Aaron and Emre stay there for a night, but Aaron blows it up with Bwett's explosive poo.
Hardcore Mordor Edit
- A sprawling complex of spiked stone towers and dungeons built atop, around, and under Mount Doom in the burned forest.
- High Priestess Kay and Arch-Paladin Jub lived here along with the God-Emperor Emre from their world.
Pleasure Shire (Alternate World) Edit
- A shattered version of Pleasure Shire, torn by smoldering rents in the earth and overrun by mutant devil spawn.
Fun Facts Edit
- Season Records: Seasons 7 (Episodes 119 - 139), 8 (Episodes 140 - 151), and 9 are tied for Aaron's record lowest death counts (3 each).
|152||Emre & Aaron Go To Hell||Jan 29, 2017||Link|
|153||Bad Signs||Feb 5, 2017||Link|
|154||Zombie Cheerleaders Need Brains||Feb 12, 2017||Link|
|155||Bearback Mountain||Feb 19, 2017||Link|
|156||Bee Girl||Feb 26, 2017||Link|
|157||Dead (Dead Balls)||Mar 5, 2017||Link|
|158||Insane Clown Zombies||Mar 13, 2017||Link|
|159||Vault of Doom||Mar 19, 2017||Link|
|Aaron and Emre are in Perishton to find the "data" d*ckless zombie Aaron had left them. They find a suspicious looking bank that is encircled by what looks like white phosphorus. After having a moderately difficult time getting over to the bank, they find the a vault full of ammunition supposedly left by zombie Aaron. In this episode, Emre also finds a friendly pig and names it "Pig Newton."|
|160||Evil Trees||Mar 26, 2017||Link|
|161||Bad Beehavior (Beejaculation)||Apr 2, 2017||Link|
| Aaron and Emre finally leaves Perishton and investigates a giant bee's nest that unsurprisingly has the letters KILL MRY inside. Coincidentally, they find Bwett there, who helps them get out of the nest and back to their base.
This episode was originally named "Beejaculation"
|162||Dogpocalypse||Apr 9, 2017||Link|
|163||Emre Meets God||Apr 16, 2017||Link|
|Bwett, Aaron, and Emre head off to Perishton to destroy the promiscuous trees but both Aaron and Emre end up having sex with them. Meanwhile, Bwett talks to the mysterious Jub character.|
|164||F*cal Fridayz (Fecal Fridayz)||Apr 23, 2017||Link|
|Aaron and Emre arrive at Bwett's establishment, Fecal Fridayz, to take refuge from the zombies.|
|165||Overlords||Apr 30, 2017||Link|
|Bwett gives Aaron a poop shooter, which he promptly uses to blow up the bar. Bwett contacts High Priestess Kay on a video chat and betrays Aaron and Emre while they are sleeping. She shows up at Fecal Fridayz with Arch-Paladin Jub, previously JWM. She and Jub appear to have changed significantly since Aaron and Emre came to Day 660.|
|166||Hardcore Mordor||May 7, 2017||Link|
|167||Day 666||May 14, 2017||Link|
| Jub explains what happened in their timeline. As the clock approaches midnight and Day 666, Kay and Jub call out the destroyers of the world and sacrifice God Emperor Emre and Mecha Aaron. Aaron and Emre are bewildered to see their "clones" get sacrificed but they soon learn that many of them exist.
After the ritual, Aaron is locked up in a prison cell on top of a fire pit and Emre is introduced to Kay's cathedral.
|168||Bad Hobbit||May 21, 2017||Link|
|169||Booty Stuff (Butt Stuff)||Jun 4, 2017||Link|
|Aaron attempts to escape with Bwett and High Priestess Kay attempts to seduce Emre. Jub destroys a bar called Buh Buh Buzz Bar. Bwett and Aaron have a good time with explosive poop. They meet up with zombie, dickless Aaron. Jub tells a very fine pig about what happened in the void.|
|170||Meth and Magic||Jun 12, 2017||Link|
| Aaron and Emre take a leap of faith then search for Bwett. Emre tries to convince Aaron to poo in his hand and wave it around to attract Bwett because he couldn't because Kay douched him. Aaron tries to convince Emre to let him have sex with him. Jub kills Bwett and sends him to Florida where he meets other Florida Men. Aaron kills Jub in retaliation. Aaron and Emre look for Jub's black book in an eternally exploding tower. Emre looks in a safe when there are large signs telling him not to and his brain gets infested with Cereb-Roaches.
The Pleasure Shire vignette shows an ad for The D-Squad.
|171||The Big Bang||June 18, 2017||Link|
| Aaron and Emre attempt to find the black book that Jub was talking about. They find a book that Emre wrote that combined all he could remember from VeggieTales and a sequel to Underworld. Jub and Kay find them and Aaron convinces Emre to have butt sex with him by telling him that Jub is afraid of P.D.A. Emre finally consents, but right before Aaron puts it in, he and Emre get teleported to Pleasure Shire by Graskull and Elfilon. Graskull and Elfilon are surprised to learn of their existence, as their Aaron and Emre were believed to be dead. They had been trying to find them for some time but there was always interference with the meat signatures, but finally, they got two strong meat signatures coming from Aaron and Emre and were able to transport them to Pleasure Shire. Aaron speculates that it must be because he was about to anally penetrate Emre and Graskull and Elfilon concur, but Emre insists that it was because they were on a tower.
Back in Pleasure Shire: Kay and Metastergo were in a hot tub with a masked zombie, but Graskull breaks up the party and kills the zombie. He tells the girls that he had pulled an April Fools' joke on JWM and locked him in a cell surrounded by explosives (it was well past April at this point). The girls insist that he let him out, but JWM had escaped and ran back to Granny Omega's grave where he meets Bewt T. He says goodbye to Omega, and destroys her grave, revealing a trap door beneath it.
|172||Blueberry Woman||Jun 25, 2017||Link|
|Graskull and Elfilon show Aaron and Emre around their base. Along the way, the hosts reveal the recent history of this world and their falling out with Zombie Aaron. After making a quick video call to metastergo, who could not be with them for uncertain reasons, Aaron gets introduced to Zombie Aaron's creation, Bloobs. Bloobs was a "being" made completely from blueberry pies and Aaron's liquids. Aaron indulges in Bloobs and, for a short time, places Zombie Aaron's brain chip in it.|
|173||Meta Queen||Jul 2, 2017||Link|
| Graskull and Elfilon show Aaron and Emre the way to Metastergo's Lab, who are concerned about the layers of security between the rest of the fort and her lab. They enter her cavern to find a large green hulk monster, with an ass connected to the floor. They discover a MetaAaron who constantly has sex with her. Surrounding Metastergo is a pool of fluid that she exerts, Graskull and Elfilon bottle it up to drink. Aaron implants the Zombie Aaron brain chip in one of Meta's zombie children. Meta immediately demands that he be killed.
Metastergo, in anger, makes all devil men attack Aaron and Emre. Graskull gets blown up and Elfilon disappears, but Graskull convinces Aaron and Emre to not kill her. Aaron accidentally guns down Emre. Meta detachs from the ground and chases Aaron around a cavern. Emre spawns back at a campsite and finds bacon in a cooler. Aaron escapes up a ladder. Zombie Aaron gets implanted in MetaAaron.
Elfilon thinks he can get Aaron and Emre out of the universe by having Emre have sex with Aaron's butt.
Back in Hardcore Mordor, Jub and Kay create more versions of Aaron and Emre to sacrifice: Aaron Fronda (a slow-talking tree) and an unidentified Emre.
|174||Man Borgs||Jul 9, 2017||Link|
| Elfilon and Graskull transport Aaron and Emre to a place just before the edge of the universe. After successfully transporting them, Graskull himself gets transported to confront Kay.
Aaron and Emre arrive in a spacious long tunnel with bright white walls. They are welcomed by a high-pitched voice and slowly make their way to the end of the tunnel where they see a huge opening. They discover that the voice came from a very fine pig from the very first episode of 7 Days to Die.
Back in Aaron and Emre's old universe, JWM, who had just escaped Graskull's cell and found a hatch in Granny Omega's grave (see episode 171), discovers that Granny Omega had stocked weapons after all. Heading deeper in the cave with Bewt T, they see androids twitching around. Realizing that this was a trap set by Granny Omega's enemies, JWM and Bewt T start fighting off the bots.
|175||The End of Everything||Jul 16, 2017||Link|
|7 Days to Die|
|Episodes||1 - 23 • 24 - 49 • 50 - 71 • 72 - 83 • 84 - 102 • 103 - 118 • 119 - 139 • 140 - 151 • 152 - 175 • 176 - Ongoing|
|Main Characters||Aaron • Emre|
|Characters||Bewt T • Bwett • Epsilon One • Graskull • JWM • Kaydalyn • medhathobo • metastergo • SP Cakes|
|Forts||Ho Motel • Pleasure Town|
|Game Society Series|
|For Pimps||Enderal For Pimps • Fallout For Pimps • Far Cry 4 Pimps • Far Cry Primal For Pimps • GTA For Pimps • Skyrim For Pimps • Yakuza 0 For Pimps|
|Series||7 Days to Die • Angry Hunter • Harry Potter Kinect • Huniepop • Life is Strange • Pony Island|
|Guys Vs Games||Disneyland Adventures • Farming Simulator • Gang Beasts • "Little Girl" Games • Mario Kart Playoffs • Ride to Hell • Scribblenauts|
|Jason's Impressions||Christopher WalkenThrough • Morgan Freeman • Presidential Gaming|
|Others||After Dark • Live Stream • Pod VS Cast • Skyrim (You Choose What We Do)|