Story/Appearances Edit

Crotch Guzzler is the second hero of the epic Skyrim For Pimps Saga, an Altmer mage with some extremely deep-rooted psychological issues and an absurd, inexplicable obsession with skulls.

Season 2/3 Edit

Crotch was the main star of the Second Season of Skyrim for Pimps. He attended the College of Winterhold where he "Followed People, Read Books, and Sat Around a lot." After Crotch defeated Ancano and became Arch Mage of the College he left and Married Ysolda. In the Third Season Crotch got the pancake recipe from Fun Tits after he revived Astrid.

Season 4 Edit

During the beginning of the Forth Season Crotch found out how to read the pancake recipe and adopted Two Kids. After he made the pancakes he finds out the pancakes were poison and killed his family (Or So He Thought) he then went to the College of Winterhold were he apologized to the people he killed and then killed himself. At the end of season 4 it is reveled that Library Land was made by Mirak who turned out to be Crotch to get revenge on Fun Tits who he believed at the time killed his family. They both got into a fight but was stopped by Cock Nibbler.

Season 5 Edit

Crotches role in season 5 was that he was forced to hear S'oggy Balls whole origin for weeks. Aftr the story The Dragonborn and Soggy went to Cock Tower, not before Crotch revives S'oggys Wife Aela and child. Once Skooma Parley beginnings it is then found out that Crotch and the other Dragonborn betrayed Soggy and killed him and Aela.


Crotch Guzzler is married to Ysolda, reviled in season 5 that he got drunk one night and proposed. He has two adopted children, Hroar (whom he shouted off the roof and killed) and Runa Fair-Shield. All were murdered by S'oggyballs.


See Also Edit

Game Society Series
For Pimps Enderal For PimpsFallout For PimpsFar Cry 4 PimpsFar Cry Primal For PimpsGTA For PimpsSkyrim For PimpsYakuza 0 For Pimps
Series 7 Days to DieAngry HunterHarry Potter KinectHuniepopLife is StrangePony Island
Guys Vs Games Disneyland AdventuresFarming SimulatorGang Beasts"Little Girl" GamesMario Kart PlayoffsRide to HellScribblenauts
Jason's Impressions Christopher WalkenThroughMorgan FreemanPresidential Gaming
Others After DarkLive StreamPod VS CastSkyrim (You Choose What We Do)

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