Crotch Guzzler is the second hero of the epic Skyrim For Pimps Saga, an Altmer mage with some extremely deep-rooted psychological issues and an absurd, inexplicable obsession with skulls.
Season 2/3 Edit
Crotch was the main star of the Second Season of Skyrim for Pimps. He attended the College of Winterhold where he "Followed People, Read Books, and Sat Around a lot." After Crotch defeated Ancano and became Arch Mage of the College he left and Married Ysolda. In the Third Season Crotch got the pancake recipe from Fun Tits after he revived Astrid.
Season 4 Edit
During the beginning of the Forth Season Crotch found out how to read the pancake recipe and adopted Two Kids. After he made the pancakes he finds out the pancakes were poison and killed his family (Or So He Thought) he then went to the College of Winterhold were he apologized to the people he killed and then killed himself. At the end of season 4 it is reveled that Library Land was made by Mirak who turned out to be Crotch to get revenge on Fun Tits who he believed at the time killed his family. They both got into a fight but was stopped by Cock Nibbler.
Season 5 Edit
Crotches role in season 5 was that he was forced to hear S'oggy Balls whole origin for weeks. Aftr the story The Dragonborn and Soggy went to Cock Tower, not before Crotch revives S'oggys Wife Aela and child. Once Skooma Parley beginnings it is then found out that Crotch and the other Dragonborn betrayed Soggy and killed him and Aela.
Crotch Guzzler is married to Ysolda, reviled in season 5 that he got drunk one night and proposed. He has two adopted children, Hroar (whom he shouted off the roof and killed) and Runa Fair-Shield. All were murdered by S'oggyballs.
See Also Edit
|Game Society Series|
|For Pimps||Enderal For Pimps • Fallout For Pimps • Far Cry 4 Pimps • Far Cry Primal For Pimps • GTA For Pimps • Skyrim For Pimps • Yakuza 0 For Pimps|
|Series||7 Days to Die • Angry Hunter • Harry Potter Kinect • Huniepop • Life is Strange • Pony Island|
|Guys Vs Games||Disneyland Adventures • Farming Simulator • Gang Beasts • "Little Girl" Games • Mario Kart Playoffs • Ride to Hell • Scribblenauts|
|Jason's Impressions||Christopher WalkenThrough • Morgan Freeman • Presidential Gaming|
|Others||After Dark • Live Stream • Pod VS Cast • Skyrim (You Choose What We Do)|