Intro and Season One Edit

Fün Tits is the main character of season one, three, and most of season four of Skyrim for Pimps. In season one, she joins the Dark Brotherhood and falls in love with Astrid, who does not return her love and ends up sending people to kill her. Fün survives and forgives her, but Astrid is killed. At the end of season one, Fün decides to stay in the cave with dead Astrid and use a spell to bring her to life every 60 seconds.

Season Three Edit

Season three starts when Fün decides to leave the cave and become a vampire. In this season she is trying to get a bow to shoot the sun out of the sky. And ends up falling in love with a vampire named Serana. Serana has a problem with talking really quietly. At the end of season three, Fün finds Crotch Guzzler and makes him bring Astrid back to life, and Fün, Serana, and Astrid all live happily in Fün's home.

Season Four Edit

When Fün first appears in season four, she is coming home and gets attacked by monsters sent by Mirak. She goes to her house to and discovers that Serana and Astrid have been killed. She goes off to get revenge and find Crotch once again. She goes to Morrowind to get revenge, and meets a girl named Freya. She wants her to be her new girlfriend, but keeps getting rejected. She also has to keep going into Black Books that lead to "Library Land" To get closer to Mirak. This is very annoying for Fün, and she keeps getting more mad at Mirak. When she finally gets to the last level of Library Land, she goes to fight Him. As she is talking to him, he takes off his mask, and it is revealed that it is Crotch Guzzler, who is mad because of the panake recipe that Fün gave him. He believes that it killed his family. They get into an epic fight, and they are going to kill each other, when Cock Nibbler comes and stops them. He convinces them to stop fighting, and convinces Fün to get over Serana and Astrid. He also gave ...... some drugs to get her to like Fün.

Other Appearances Edit

Fün also appears in parts of season five starring S'oggy Balls.

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