Fallout New Vegas For Pimps is a comedic "let's play" starring Aaron Yonda and Emre Cihangir, mainly filmed in Bethesda's Fallout New Vegas. It first aired on March 4, 2014 and ended on December 29, 2015. Although, Season 2 has concluded, Aaron has indicated in Episode 28 of Fallout 4 Pimps that Game Society Pimps may return to New Vegas in the future.
This season sees the switch from console to PC versions of Fallout which allows the Game Society Pimps greater control over more elements of the game, including adding mods and using console commands.
This series sees the change from Fallout 3 to Fallout New Vegas as the primary game used to film. The story revolves around the fictional character Fap P. Underboob, a courier on a quest for revenge.
The story of Fap is being retold by an unknown man as a tall tale and/or chronicling of Fap's adventures. Fap has recently been shot in the head and, after being revived, is wandering the Mojave wastes looking for the shooter. Along the way he meets many strange and zany characters whom he often views as comically stupid.
|1||Fap P. Underboob||Mar 4, 2014||Link|
| The first episode sets up the back-story of Fap P. Underboob and how he came to be shot in the head. After his medical recovery, where a local doctor named Doctor Mitchell accesses his strengths and weaknesses, Fap learns the ropes of the Mojave Wastleland. He meets Sunny Smiles, a young lady with short hair, who shows Fap how to use his gun.
In hopes of getting to know his teacher more, Fap follows Sunny around who tries to get rid of mutant geckos hanging around wells. In their last location, Fap saves a Goodspring Settler getting attacked by the geckos and gets paid 50 bottle caps for his work.
The opening dialog by Emre parodies the Stranger's dialog from the film The Big Lebowski.
|2||Punching Animals||Mar 27, 2014||Link|
| While trying to collect flowers for Sunny, Fap finds some punching gloves in his inventory and practices boxing on geckos. He also finds a skeleton in a fridge, which Fap pretends that it is not a reference to Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. He grabs the iconic fedora in this fridge and puts it on his head. It looks foolish on him because when in third person, only the hat can be seen. Nonetheless, boxing gloves and fedora becomes Fap's signature outfit.
Fap finally finds some flowers and heads back to Sunny. With the flowers, Sunny teaches Fap how to make drugs. Having equipped Fap with the necessary skill sets for life in the Mojave, she recommends Fap go see Trudy who runs the Saloon nearby.
Trudy has information on a man named Ringo that needs help. He is apparently holed up in a gas station after being harassed by power rangers.
Fap also discovers that Trudy might be a bit of a jerk. When Fap asks if she knows anything about the people who shot him, she says to him that they knocked her radio over and broke it. Fap points out her lack of empathy seeing how he was shot in the face by them while she worries about her radio.
Furthermore, when Fap asks about the robot that rescued him after being shot in the face, Trudy strikes a sour note saying that she doesn't trust the robot and says it doesn't do much implying it's useless. Fap sarcastically tells her that the radio might be more useful since it goes around begging for change and donates it to the orphanages around town.
Fap, being spiteful, punches her radio to make sure it's busted.
|3||Radscorpion T*ts||Apr 11, 2014||Link|
| Fap visits Victor, the robot who saved his life, but he had no information on his attackers. Continuing on his way to the town of Primm, Fap finds a ham radio, which he smashes, as well as boxing tape. He also discovers that the "power rangers" were not as cool as he first thought. They started attacking him when Fap tried to approach them.
Finally getting to Primm, a guard stops him and suggest Fap to go talk to Lt. Hayes. Fap launches a grenade at an escaped convict and finds a fellow courier's corpse belonging to Daniel Wyand. It seems he was on his way delivering an oversized dice composed of fuzzy material.
Once in Primm, Fap talks to Johnson Nash. He uses an odd phrase, "useful as tits on a radscorpion," which gives Fap an idea.
Later, Fap hits the slots but realizes they do not work and takes his anger on Primm Slim the punchable robot. Fap playfully punches the robot, but the robot does not take this lightly and tells Fap that "this is now a free fire zone.
Fap imitates Pee-wee Herman dancing on counters to Tequila in Pee-wee's Big Adventure.
|4||Deputy Big Spoon||Apr 26, 2014||Link|
| Fap heads to Bison Steve Hotel to rescue Primm's deputy from his captors and finds a large spoon lying on the table next to the deputy. The voice in Fap's head excitedly tells Fap to take the big spoon, but Fap fails to understand what the big deals was. After freeing the deputy, Fap gives in and tries to equip the spoon but the game won't let him. He drops the spoon back on the table.
After learning from the deputy that Primm has no sheriff, Fap sets out to find a candidate. He starts his quest by going up on the rollercoaster tracks as per the suggestion of the voice in his head.
Fap fights some enemies and takes a selfie at a high point of the track, posting his selfie to "Apocalyptigram." This particular social media service allows users to modify their photos using filters with mushroom cloud, radiation, or mutation.
He finally finds a candidate for sheriff at a prison complex, a fellow by the name of Meyers and convinces him to become the Sheriff of Primm.
"Boat fly punching time" makes a brief return in this episode.
|5||Helpful Hottie||May 14, 2014||Link|
|Fap goes to find a pardon for a potential sheriff and makes an unexpected friend on the road.|
|6||Old Lady Murder||Jun 6, 2014||Link|
|Fap gets enough money to pay for a pardon for Meyers, bring law to Primm. He then decides to help Willow find her stolen property.|
|7||Drivable Cars in Fallout!||Jun 16, 2014||Link|
|After arriving in Novac, Fap is told by Manny Vargas, a Novac guard, that he will give Fap information on the chequer suited man if Fap deals with the ghoul problem Novac has been having.|
|8||Invisible Monsters||Jul 5, 2014||Link|
|Fap finds the source of the ghouls, a prewar rocket facility called the REPCONN Test Site. He learns from a friendly ghoul, Jason Bright, that the ghouls are under-attack and some feral ghouls managed to wander into Novac during the fighting. Jason sends Fap to find the aggressors and save the Ghouls.|
|9||Violated By A Granny||Jul 13, 2014||Link|
|After killing the aggressors, who turn out to be Nightkin, a sub species of Super Mutant who have an addiction to Stealth Boys, the ghouls quickly put Fap to work repairing the rockets at the Test Site.|
|10||Chris Haversam's an Idiot||Jul 18, 2014||Link|
|After getting everything together to repair the rockets the ghouls leave, completing the request from Manny Vargas to get rid of the ghouls. Manny lives up to his end of the deal and tells Fap that the chequer suited man's name is Benny, and he might be at Boulder City.|
|11||Paintball in Fallout||Jul 24, 2014||Link|
|After arriving at Boulder City, Fap talks to some of Benny's companions, members of the Great Khans. Jessup, the leader of the gang of Khans, tells Fap Benny left them for dead and went to New Vegas. Fap then sets out to catch up to Benny and meets a new companion on the way.|
|12||Girlfriend From Space||Aug 7, 2014||Link|
|Fap informs Willow of his new girlfriend Veronica. He then sets of to New Vegas to finally confront Benny and along the way decides his quest is to get all the girlfriends he can. He arrives at Freeside and becomes infatuated with a child’s toy gun and decides he must have it. He finally acquires the gun but thinks it is useless. Fap then decides he would take the 'hipster' entrance into New Vegas because Freeside had too many people in it. He is then tasked by a man called Crandon to help his little community.|
|13||Booty Guard||Aug 13, 2014||Link|
|Seemingly forgetting his deal with Crandon, Fap goes back to Freeside. Upon being refused entry to the Vegas strip Fap goes to the Kings gang to seek help. The King (the leader of the Kings) gives Fap some missions to accomplish before helping him get into the strip. While visiting The King Fap meets Rex, The Kings robotic dog, and quickly becomes infatuated with the canine.|
|14||Never Mind The STDs||Sep 4, 2014||Link|
|15||Hot Call Ghoul||Sep 10, 2014||Link|
|16||Monster Mansion"||Sep 25, 2014||Link|
|17||Morgan Freeman Dog||Oct 6, 2014||Link|
|18||Huge Jackpot||Oct 28, 2014||Link|
|19||S*x Bot||Dec 10, 2014||Link|
|20||Double Galifianakis||Dec 31, 2014||Link|
|21||Chainsaw Massacre||Jan 15, 2015||Link|
|22||Yes Man, No Man||Feb 5, 2015||Link|
|23||Ortal S*x||Feb 21, 2015||Link|
|24||Pokemon in Fallout!||Mar 4, 2015||Link|
|25||Cool Ranch Carlitos||Mar 14, 2015||Link|
|26||F*ck You Lookin At!||Mar 27, 2015||Link|
|27||Pimp Boy 3 Billion||April 1, 2015||Link|
|28||Sexually Transmitted Freedom||April 8, 2015||Link|
|29||Bye Bye Benny||April 15, 2015||Link|
|30||260 Year Old Virgin||April 24, 2015||Link|
|31||Ant Prostate Exam||May 6, 2015||Link|
|32||Ginger Lovin'||May 28, 2015||Link|
|33||Pete and Repeat||Jun 10, 2015||Link|
|34||Trust Aquaman||Jun 23, 2015||Link|
|35||People Eating People||Jul 11, 2015||Link|
|36||Paladin Toaster||Jul 26, 2015||Link|
|37||Super Mutant Nerd||Aug 2, 2015||Link|
|38||Brotherhood of Stank||Aug 22, 2015||Link|
|39||Self Destructive Behavior||Aug 28, 2015||Link|
|40||Bulletproof Bosoms||Sep 15, 2015||Link|
|41||Exploding Teddy Bears||Oct 7, 2015||Link|
|42||Ya Mon||Oct 13, 2015||Link|
|43||S*x With Willow||Nov 1, 2015||Link|
|44||Old Peoples Brigade||Dec 8, 2015||Link|
|45||Enslaving the Wasteland (FINALE)||Dec 29, 2015||Like|
See also Edit
|Fallout For Pimps|
|Seasons||Fallout 3 For Pimps||Fallout New Vegas For Pimps||Fallout 4 Pimps|
|Protagonists||Thrusty Puss||Fap P. Underboob||Humongous Nipple|
|Companions||Clover • "Conscience" • Dogmeat • Fawkes||"Conscience" • Rex • Veronica Santangelo • Willow||Bruce • "Conscience" • Dogmeat|
|Game Society Series|
|For Pimps||Enderal For Pimps • Fallout 3 For Pimps • Fallout New Vegas For Pimps • Fallout 4 Pimps • Far Cry 4 Pimps • Far Cry Primal For Pimps • GTA For Pimps • Skyrim For Pimps • Yakuza 0 For Pimps|
|Guys Vs Games||Angry Hunter • Disneyland Adventures • Farming Simulator • Gang Beasts • "Little Girl" Games • New Super Mario Bros. U • Pony Island • Ride to Hell • Scribblenauts|
|Jason's Impressions||Christopher Walkenthrough • Morgan Freeman • Presidential Gamers|
|Sketch Comedy||7 Days to Die In Real Life • Video Game Pitch • Pod VS Cast|
|Other Series||7 Days to Die • After Dark • Harry Potter Kinect • Huniepop • Life is Strange • Live Stream|