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"Mario Kart Playoffs 2017" was the fourth edition of Mario(less) Kart Playoffs. The event was contested by Aaron Yonda and Emre Cihangir and moderated by Adam Koralik. It was aired live on YouTube June 6, 2017. The prize for first place was a Chewbacca stein and "when you drink it, you have to make a Chewbacca noise."[1]

SynopsisEdit

In 2017, the contest went back to its roots as Mario Kart Playoffs when Aaron and Emre played the game Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. This was a departure from the previous two years when Game Society hosted the contest without including a single Mario Kart game. The aforementioned happened due to Nintendo's strict YouTube policy that demonetized videos that were not up to company's standards in ethics. While Nintendo continues to uphold their policy, Game Society took a chance since Nintendo has released a new title on their hit console, the Nintendo Switch.

During the broadcast, the fans can buy the contestants drinks in order to handicap them. (This is true for any livestream events). They bought 10 for Aaron and 19 for Emre. As each shot costs at least $20, the fans have spent a minimum of $580.[2]

QuotesEdit

"Lady Gaga said I was born this way."

  ―Emre[src]


"I don't hate phobes."

  ―Emre[src]


"[Aaron says] So how many have I won so far? [Emre replies] None!"

  ―Aaron, Emre[src]


"I was actually rooting for you [Aaron] tonight but I changed positions. Emre, kick his fucking ass."

  ―Adam[src]


"Okay. I just need to win. that's all I'm saying. [Aaron hits a goomba right before the finish line and Emre wins.] Okay, I could have won."

  ―Aaron[src]


"Oh shit—blue shell come for you? Oh my god! [Aaron gets blue shelled allowing Emre to pass.]"

  ―Emre[src]


"Oh really. Thank you blue shell. That was quite sexual of you. [Aaron gets blue shelled again.]"

  ―Emre[src]


"Heisenwife."

  ―Emre[src]


"Baby park? Dude that's where you belong."

  ―Aaron[src]


"Happy Birthday to you blehblehblehblehbleh!"

  ―Aaron[src]


"I don't like public humiliation."

  ―Aaron[src]


"[Emre sarcastically says] It's really important that on my birthday, you have a good time. [Aaron replies] That—sounded insincere. [Emre sarcastically says back] It's really important that on my birthday, I'm sincere. "

  ―Emre, Aaron[src]


"Cuz I'm a wario!"

  ―Emre[src]


"Finally, it's hitting his system, everybody. His digestion track, which usually delays things by three hours. Is starting to work. His four stomachs are starting to process all the alcohol. [About Emre]"

  ―Aaron[src]


"Okay, there's a bomb. [as Emre triggers a trap Aaron laid for him.]"

  ―Aaron[src]


"Why? [Aaron realizes he still lost. Laughter ensues. Aaron leaves and comes back with a gun aims it at Emre and pretends to shoot himself.]"

  ―Aaron[src]


"Labias and gentlemen"

  ―Emre[src]


"Oh crap. I already fell off the map."

  ―Emre[src]


"I'm right ahead of you. Which one [of the item boxes] are you going for? Oh shit—I tried to psyche you out and looked at your screen and then I drove off the road."

  ―Aaron[src]


"I wish we were playing Mario Kart 360. [which gets instant scorn from Adam.]"

  ―Aaron[src]


"[Aaron says] I just win! [Adam fires back] You lose!"

  ―Aaron, Adam[src]


"You've got really solid titties. Almost tastes like lady titties. Tastes like? Oh god, did I really that?"

  ―Aaron[src]


"[Emre says] I'm going to win this one because I like Zelda. You don't. [Aaron replies] What are you talking about? I liked Zelda before you were alive."

  ―Emre, Aaron[src]


"That's the moment I caught up to you. That's the moment when you had black face on. Really racist. That's the moment. . ."

  ―Aaron during the highlight reel.[src]


"[Aaron says] When you drink a lot you want to fucking sing. You can't help it. You become a stupid obnoxious git. [Emre says] Git her done!"

  ―Aaron, Emre[src]


"This is what I'm talking about, if you play the game with the stupid AI, you get fucked."

  ―Aaron[src]


"I don't want to see the name Adam on the screen"

  ―Aaron[src]


"[Emre after hitting a frog says] Oh, thank you frog. Thank you for that FROG. What was this about that there would be no NPCs to fuck with each other. [Aaron says] Emre just turned into Miss Piggy you guys."

  ―Emre, Aaron[src]


"The worst part about him [Emre] winning is the dumb celebrations."

  ―Aaron[src]


"I love touching the short, fuzzy hair. Feels like touching a vagina. Freshly—buzzed vagina. Okay I revealed too much."

  ―Aaron[src]


"You don't fucking care anyway you're Nintendo, you don't care about human life, fuckers."

  ―Aaron[src]


"I've never heard anyone bitch about banana peels in Mario Kart."

  ―Emre[src]


"The Banana Peels."

  ―Aaron[src]


"Maybe we should rename this event the shaming butt fuck of the year."

  ―Aaron[src]


"Fucking Waluigi looks like Slender Man."

  ―Emre[src]


Results Edit

Emre Aaron
Mushroom Cup 60 46
Flower Cup 53 51
Crossing Cup 47 46
Triforce Cup 47 55
VS Race 10 6

Standings all racesEdit

Emre Aaron
Mario Kart Stadium 1 3
Water Park 1 2
Sweet Sweet Canyon 1 2
Thwomp Ruins 1 2
Mario Circuit 1 2
Toad Harbor 1 2
Twisted Mansion 1 2
Shy Guy Falls 5 1
Baby Park 1 3
Cheese Land 1 4
Wild Woods 8 2
Animal Crossing 2 1
Wario's Gold Mine 2 1
Rainbow Road (SNES) 1 3
Ice Ice OUtpost 2 1
Hyrule Circuit 5 1
Bone-Dry Dunes 2 1
DK Jungle 1 2
Sunshine Airport 1 2
Dry Dry Desert 1 2

References Edit

  1. https://youtu.be/gftAOvwaIWg?t=5m35s
  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gftAOvwaIWg&lc=z12euhexftubfvupi04cjzcq4p3tjbvqqis

External links Edit

Official Live Show Recording 2017 (YouTube)

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